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Bob the Gingerbread Man

Bob is delicious. Bob is spicy. You should eat Bob's arms and legs first.
Prep Time 3 days
Cook Time 2 hours
Total Time 3 days 2 hours
Course Baking
Servings 1 cookie
Calories 340 kcal


  • 2 kg Butter
  • 3 kg Plain Flour
  • 1 litre Golden Syrup
  • 2 kg Sugar
  • 0.5 kg Ground Ginger
  • 100 g Ground Nutmeg
  • 100 g Ground Cloves
  • 100 g Ground Cinnamon


  • Melt the butter and mix with the sugar and syrup
  • Add all the spices and flour and mix well to form a dough
  • Divide the dough into 10 equal sized balls. Throw 9 of the balls right into the trash.
  • Take the remaining lonely ball and roll it out to a thickness of 0.5mm EXACTLY
  • VERY IMPORTANT. LEAVE THE ROLLED OUT DOUGH ON A BOARD FOR 3 DAYS. This will increase the feeling of sadness and abandonment in the dough and make it taste better.
  • Savagely cut out one lone gingerbread man from the dough and throw the remains in the trash (preferably set fire to it).
  • Bake at 60 degrees Celsius for 2 hours.
  • Take Bob out of the oven. Let him cool. Laugh at him viciously and then tear off his arms and legs with your mouth. Dip his head into scalding coffee and enjoy!


This is a sad and lonely gingerbread man who deserves to be eaten.

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